Crypto

Important:

This project is 99.97% free — which means there’s no magical server hamster constantly spinning the update wheel for you. If you want to see the latest changes, you’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way: refresh the page. Or, if your browser is feeling extra stubborn, clear your cache like it’s 2003.

Too much work? Well, you could always:

• Subscribe to email updates (because who doesn’t love more mail for extra fee?).

• Use the API/App, where things actually update like in the 21st century (almost met most store compliance requirements).

Otherwise, sit back and enjoy the premium experience of manual refresh technology™.

📖 How to Use This Sacred Data (a.k.a. “Our Almost-Crystal-Ball”)

• Date → That’s when our prediction officially started. It does not mean the universe promised that will also be the end date. We’re looking into the future, but hey — sometimes we also forget our own car keys.

• ID → Your shiny little tag. Think of it as your table number at the casino. It helps you identify your item. Nothing mystical here.

• Price → The current price. Straightforward, no drama (for now).

• Coin → The thing we’re watching obsessively at 3AM while eating chips.

• Action → Our “professional” recommendation. Translation: what you could do… if you trust us. But remember: if it goes south, it’s your circus, your monkeys.

🤡 Actions Decoded for Humans

• HODL → Just chill your butt. Seriously, grab some popcorn. Do nothing.

• DIP → Either buy the dip or treat yourself to a tortilla with extra cheddar. Both are valid life choices.

• SELL → Run. Sell it while you can — but not below the listed price. Don’t forget commissions (1–2%). Use a calculator. You’re smart (or at least smarter than us writing this).

• SELL ORACLE → Translation: something went sideways. Set a future sale at that price, light a candle, and pray to whichever crypto god, Elon tweet, or meme coin you believe in.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t financial advice. It’s more like fortune cookies with numbers. If you win big, congrats — you’re a genius. If you don’t… well, at least you got tortilla and cheese.